finesse5

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February 11, 2007 at 1:49 pm

"I had a mental dialogue once with my watch. I was thinking "what time is it?" And my watch replied "it's 10:30 a.m., dumbass. It's RIGHT HERE!" I forgot all about my next appointment because the watch upset me so. I began threatening my watch for its cheekiness, nay, rudeness. The watch began taunting me, telling more

finesse5 commented on 12 items

Commented on disappointed

February 7, 2007 at 12:50 am

"go to your local hardware store and find a new cord."

Commented on Futaba Coffee Table / Loveseat

February 7, 2007 at 12:46 am

"I want a loveseat AND a coffee table. Where the hell am I supposed to put my feet?"

Commented on Concrete Base Chair

February 7, 2007 at 12:43 am

"Concrete base? I hope they pay for shipping."

Commented on reDO Contemporary Lawn Chair

February 7, 2007 at 12:42 am

"If you have $2,500 to blow on an ugly piece of junk like this, please reconsider and donate the money to a charity."

Commented on B&B Italia Up 5 - New Edition

February 7, 2007 at 12:39 am

"It's funky but is vaguely perverted. It looks like a dog toy."

Commented on Leather Storage Bed

February 7, 2007 at 12:37 am

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"Ikea has the same thing for a lot less money. It might be fun to hide in if a friend buys it. Go to their house party, hide in it, and scare the hell out of them in the middle of the night."

Commented on Steelogic Radius End Table

February 7, 2007 at 12:35 am

"The price is ridiculous. Go talk to your local machine shop and get one for a couple hundred bucks."

Commented on Lago Fluttua

February 7, 2007 at 12:33 am

"It's different. I'll give them that much. I'm just kind of worried that when ol' Pavarotti there gets some action, he's going to rip the studs out of the wall."

Commented on Gump Calligraphy Table

February 7, 2007 at 12:31 am

"Actually, I can read it. It says "I can't believe people are willing to pay $450 for this ugly table.""

Commented on Atomic Sputnik Lamp

February 7, 2007 at 12:29 am

"This is kind of wild. It probably wouldn't go well with the decor in my cabin. :P"

Commented on Multipot Personal Electric Charger

February 7, 2007 at 12:26 am

"This is ridiculous"

Commented on The hive

February 7, 2007 at 12:24 am

"Frankly I think it sucks. It doesn't display my books so I can see which one is which. By the looks of it, it might damage them too. It's also overpriced and ugly"