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finesse5 commented on JITWatch

finesse5 — Sun, 11 Feb 2007 13:49:41 -0500

February 11, 2007 at 1:49 pm

"I had a mental dialogue once with my watch. I was thinking "what time is it?" And my watch replied "it's 10:30 a.m., dumbass. It's RIGHT HERE!" I forgot all about my next appointment because the watch upset me so. I began threatening my watch for its cheekiness, nay, rudeness. The watch began taunting me, telling me I was never going to make it to the next appointment because I was so far away. It told me to hurry up. I think it knew about that cop behind the billboard, and I ended up being really late for that job interview. I'm still unemployed, and I blame it on that damn watch. I can't work anymore. I ended up smashing the watch; damning it to the local garbage dump to spend all eternity next to a smelly diaper. I blame the Swiss for inventing watches, and I'm not fond of the Greeks for inventing the sun dial."

finesse5 commented on 12 items

finesse5 — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 00:50:36 -0500

1. commented on disappointed - February 7, 2007 at 12:50 am

"go to your local hardware store and find a new cord."

2. commented on Futaba Coffee Table / Loveseat - February 7, 2007 at 12:46 am

"I want a loveseat AND a coffee table. Where the hell am I supposed to put my feet?"

3. commented on Concrete Base Chair - February 7, 2007 at 12:43 am

"Concrete base? I hope they pay for shipping."

4. commented on reDO Contemporary Lawn Chair - February 7, 2007 at 12:42 am

"If you have $2,500 to blow on an ugly piece of junk like this, please reconsider and donate the money to a charity."

5. commented on B&B Italia Up 5 - New Edition - February 7, 2007 at 12:39 am

"It's funky but is vaguely perverted. It looks like a dog toy."

6. commented on Leather Storage Bed - February 7, 2007 at 12:37 am

"Ikea has the same thing for a lot less money. It might be fun to hide in if a friend buys it. Go to their house party, hide in it, and scare the hell out of them in the middle of the night."

7. commented on Steelogic Radius End Table - February 7, 2007 at 12:35 am

"The price is ridiculous. Go talk to your local machine shop and get one for a couple hundred bucks."

8. commented on Lago Fluttua - February 7, 2007 at 12:33 am

"It's different. I'll give them that much. I'm just kind of worried that when ol' Pavarotti there gets some action, he's going to rip the studs out of the wall."

9. commented on Gump Calligraphy Table - February 7, 2007 at 12:31 am

"Actually, I can read it. It says "I can't believe people are willing to pay $450 for this ugly table.""

10. commented on Atomic Sputnik Lamp - February 7, 2007 at 12:29 am

"This is kind of wild. It probably wouldn't go well with the decor in my cabin. :P"

11. commented on Multipot Personal Electric Charger - February 7, 2007 at 12:26 am

"This is ridiculous"

12. commented on The hive - February 7, 2007 at 12:24 am

"Frankly I think it sucks. It doesn't display my books so I can see which one is which. By the looks of it, it might damage them too. It's also overpriced and ugly"

finesse5 updated Atomic Sputnik Lamp

finesse5 — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 00:28:35 -0500

February 7, 2007 at 12:28 am

tapped as "want it"

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finesse5 — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 00:24:49 -0500

February 7, 2007 at 12:24 am