Gilette introduces its new Fusion razor, with five blades on the front of the cartridge and a sixth, edge-trimming blade on the back. The television commercial is a pretentious mess (helicopters, scientists, tubes of bubbling chemicals), and it is terrifying to find out what the razors cost. No doubt we're approaching $15 a cartridge at this point. Clean-shavenness will soon be an indicator of extreme wealth. What's great, though, is that this ridiculous, two-year-old ONION story, "F**k Everything, We're Doing Five Blades" has actually come to life:
www.theonion.com/content/node/33930
