Are bow ties stupid? Yes!


by Omar Jan 12, 2007 fileunderFound in Fashion


http://dlrca.org/rca_images/webCarlson.jpgI understand that Tucker Carlson isn't the greatest spokesman for the world of bow ties so I can't judge the entire bow tie world after his example, but seriously, look at him!

Despite bow times often being associated with nerdy types, the decorative fabric is actually mandatory in black tie events, and is very common attire in various social situations among the extremely wealthy. Still, personally, I think they're stupid. They serve absolutely no purpose other than to look ridiculous. At least in the 17th century the scarf that bow ties see as their ancestors served the purpose of holding up the wearer's shirt (source). Don't ask me how that worked, I guess it just did.

When you look at pictures of people the way they were dressed a few centuries ago, often times the only thought in our minds goes to the ridiculousness of it. Women's fashion fares much better as dresses have been a common theme, and the amount of elaboration and decoration being the changing constant. Men's fashion on the other hand is an indictment against the gender as a whole as some of the wardrobes and outfits worn by the wealthy men of their day shifts between ludicrous and outlandish.

Poofs, ruffles, swirls, tights, frills, etc. All sorts of needless bits of fabric tossed around in some haphazard manner to represent something. Over the past couple of centuries modern design sensibilities have reduced the amounts of excessive fabrics (for the most part) into the sleek suited up wonders of the world we see today. However, we've been unwilling to let go of everything in the past, and that's why we still have bow ties.

When you look at fashion from within its time it's easy to get stuck on these arbitrary decorations. Bow ties have had some staying power. But when you start considering the latest fashion trends it starts to become really ridiculous. It's all so arbitrary. Thick leather wrist straps. Trucker hats. Bell bottoms. Big belt buckles. Spiky hair. On and on the list goes, and every week there's a new addition. I'm not saying that having a sense of fashion is bad, but make it your own, make it tasteful, and make it fit what you like and what you think looks good. The people that are respected the most are the ones that understand good design and fashion, but forge their own path and don't just wear the latest thing, they're defining the latest things.

Back to the bow tie. Just as we look with horror and fascination to men's fashion of the past, I have no doubt that men in the future will look back at the bow tie and wince with shared embarrassment. They will then tip their holo-hat and be on their way.

Comments

1.  avatar jordy said:

weirdo
Jan 12, 2007 10:29pm
2.  avatar dakalvia said:

Funny article...I agree for the most part. I can't imagine wearing a bowtie over a regular tie (I've worn a bowtie in a wedding before, but not by choice). A regular tie looks far classier than a bowtie...even in the most formal situation.

Jan 16, 2007 12:18pm
3.  avatar dakalvia said:

www.bowtieclub.com
Jan 16, 2007 12:24pm
4.  avatar ruthers said:

I think bow-ties are nice! It looks good when a guy's wearing a black tux and a black bow tie, or if it's a white-tie occasion, then a guy's wearing a white bowtie. The polka-dotted bow ties and the colorful ones look weird though.
Jan 16, 2007 2:29pm
5.  avatar Amanie said:

I'm with ruthers on this one. I think a classic tux + bowtie combo looks good.
Jan 16, 2007 3:51pm
6.  avatar Gurney said:

I always wear bow ties because they're not socially threatning, especially towards many females. Some men get itchy because they are on the outside looking in. Children can't grab a "beau tie" and soil the ornamental attire in ways kids do. Bow ties don't fly in the wind or get in my soup and everything. For me bow ties have created a personal thumb print effect with people remembering me as someone who has curious confidence and a sense of deliberate style. Tying a bow tie is an art form in-and-of-itself. Can you effortlessly tie one with an elegant result and a balanced appearance? And mostly, the detached phallic statement just isn't what I want to say to the world about myself.

Stupid is defined as knowing an action is wrong or incorrect and doing it any way like intentionally running a red light. Soo...the question of wearing a bow tie as being stupid confuses me. Anyway, I guess my answer is no, it's not stupid to wear a bow tie.

Jan 25, 2007 4:51pm
7.  avatar Amanie said:

Ha, great reply Gurney. Always good to hear an opinion from someone in the know.
Jan 25, 2007 4:58pm
8.  avatar Special K said:

Bow ties have their time and their place. If you are in internationally known secret agent named Bond, the time is now, and the place is anywhere you choose! Just ask my old friend, Sean Connery. If you can handle a Walther PPK 7.65mm, you can handle a bow tie!
Jan 29, 2007 4:24pm
9.  avatar tsgdirect said:

www.buckleandtailor.com - $9.99 handmade silk bow ties - 2-3 Day delivery
Feb 05, 2007 9:57am
10.  avatar kev859 said:

I think that you only really hate them because you cannot pull them off as well as tucker and the rest of us bowtie wearers.
May 04, 2007 1:15am
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