These chips are so full of spicy-salty-sweet, gingery-pepperish deliciousness that I actually wanted to lick the inside of the bag when I finished the chips.
They are so good that they are banned in 14 states, including Kansas.
The chips are so tempting that, if they fell into the hands of the North Koreans, we'd have to give them our nukes just to get them back.
This little red bag full of flavor is tasty enough to power my biodiesel car for 2,817 miles.
These amazing flakes of fried potato goodness caused a casual acquaintence to propose marriage to me, if only I would share with him one more flavorful chip.
These Spicy Thai Kettle Chips are so tremendously tasty that they caused riots in Japan as the trucks were unloading the goods.
*one of these statements is a true fact.
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