I was up at 4am on morning, and hopped on IRC. About this time, there were a bunch of euros on my favorite channel, #ubuntu-offtopic. So I threw out the question, "who should I vote for?", this being the first election I have the right to vote it.
The response came back generally, Obama. So, Obama it is. I have also created a fantasy in my mind about how Obama faught off three super dragons while carrying I pile of orphaned babies.
Also, Obama is the only candidate who supports net neutrality. That is my hot button issue, because it's the only paradigm-shifter.