I actually, have come to know you as dialup or dialupinternetuser. I think it'll take some time to get adjusted, but I really do like the idea of voting on a new username.
Here are some names that pop to mind:
- nolongerdialup
- formerlydialup
- thebroadbandit
- nonameinternetuser
- presidentschoice (maybe that's only a canadian reference)
- leroyjenkins
That's tougher than it looks....