Monkeyfiend

"I have 18 of them. They are like family to me. They took care of me when I was lonely and broke. They practically pay for themselves. I opened a "Monkey Cheese" pizza joint. They actually make the pizza and bus tables. My real monkeys are jealous, but with all the money I've saved on Monkey chow, I was able to start them on an antidepressant to decrease the separation anxiety. They each have their own personality. For example, my half-brother is dating "Zoey", who I think is the prettiest! " more