Herro.
I have this unique ability (curse) of being able to exhaust a devices usefulness in no less than two weeks. Since Dec 2007 I've owned a Palm T|X (sold), an EeePC (still love it), an AT&T GoPhone (total crap), a Nokia e61, and two Bluetooth headsets. So I hope to be valuable to this site. My buying habits (which conviniently line up with my pay schedule) combined with the fact that I work at a computer store should help.
Also, I murder shills.
Then make them into pies.
If you've the desire to consume more of my thoughts, my blog can be found on taborhenderson.com. And now you know my real names! Oh noes! Please, hackzorz, leave my identity alone!