The narrator and star of The Average American Male has a girlfriend with a booty that would make Sir Mix-A-Lot proud, and he lets you know it, any chance he can. Follow this seemingly narcissistic, rude, and petulant man as he wades through the suffering that is dealing with his girlfriend, dealing with his friends, and other annoyances in his life. Other tasks he performs on a regular basis: fantasizing about women, watching porn, and playing video games. Not for the faint of heart the novel is crass, vulgar and quite explicit.